Christmas: that magical time of
year when the peoples of the world come together as one in the name of peace, giving, friendship and harmony for all.
We all know what Christmas is REALLY
about: thoughtless gifts, painful parties, inedible food, shameless commercialism (brought to you by delicious Irn Bru
Buzzzz™) and the ugliest decorations since the Thin Git went to Mardi Gras.
Yes, Christmas can well and truly
bugger off, but don't just take our word for it. Let Diesel and Derek tell you why...